Mom: Go outside and do something useful!
Me: Like what? Breathe? Nature does not provide free wifi, which is exactly why i do not interact with it.
Mom: *shakes head and walks away*
Me: *Keeps scrolling*
why can’t the sun just be present forever? #sun #glasses #selfie #igers #blue #sky #guy #wat #tumblr #sunny #smile

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”
Plot twist; What if the flamingo is dead?
It’s really weird thinking about how every person you walk by has a name and a personality and a group of friends you’ll never know and a messed up family or an awesome family or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed or are having the best or worst day of their life. There are a lot of people around and I’ll hardly know any of them.










